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"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

A Poem about Sand

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Little Piano

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

In the end, Pluto turned out to be a much smaller planet than originally thought.

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

"Last week I had a human family wanting to buy my place as a tiny home!"

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

16 months, wow – it seems like only yesterday you were 14 months.

Santa Claus delivers toys and Apps.

"He just loves the lumps of gold you bought him last year."

You can't miss it - it's about one centimeter high and two millimeters across.

"Now that I've learned to talk I can't think of anything to say."

Everything's cuter when it's tiny

"Can you show us something even tinier?"

Toy Developers Set

Did You Know That...the worlds smallest wine glass (200,000 times smaller than normal)has been invented by the Japanese?

'I just don't know where we're going to put the rest of your humongous book collection about microscopic organisms.'

Santa delivers Apps

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

Tiny caddies carrying clubs.

'When I was a child, I enjoyed childish things. When I became a man, I put away childish things. But when I became a middle-aged man, I got out those childish things and started playing with them again.'

'I wish you would go back to training elephants , Otto !'