Neanderthal Knick-knack Collector Gifts

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

Nutcracker in a Tutu

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

Easter Egg Heads

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Neanderthal Golf.

Cave Clowns.

Art Gallery

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

'I am undressed'

"Turn your head and scream."