Neanderthal Enthusiasts Gifts

'These pillow fights are killing me.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

Art Gallery

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Neanderthal Golf.

Cave Clowns.

The Ice Cream Age.

'I am undressed'

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'