Neanderthal Nerd Gifts

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"Make sure you clean up all your bones — she'll be home soon."

"Comments are turned off."

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

Cave Clowns.

Wretched Tumuli Mushrooming up all over the place.

'Look, Garn has invented entertainment.'

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Metro Sapien.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'