Neanderthal Nerds Gifts

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Replacements for Extinct Animals

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Metro Sapien.

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

Frog Umbrella

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

Male Brain, Female Brain. . . Your Brain.

What would I want with stone-cladding..?