Neanderthal Nerds Gifts

Looking for a fun way to honor the classic nerd in your life who’s also a bit of a caveman at heart? Our Neanderthal nerds collection offers humorous and thoughtful gifts that combine ancient charm with their nerdy passions. Perfect for those who love a good joke about stone age brains or prehistoric pop culture, these products bring a playful twist to nerdy interests. Gift mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints that capture their unique blend of history and geekiness.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!' mockup

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

from $19.00

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.' mockup

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

from $19.00

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!' mockup

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

from $19.00

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service." mockup

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

from $19.00

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute mockup

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

from $19.00

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.' mockup

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

from $19.00

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.' mockup

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

from $19.00

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.' mockup

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

from $19.00

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?' mockup

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

from $19.00

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.' mockup

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

from $19.00

"Comments are turned off."

from $19.00

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.' mockup

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

from $19.00

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal mockup

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

from $19.00

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . . mockup

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

from $19.00

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch. mockup

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

from $19.00

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet. mockup

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

from $19.00

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back. mockup

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

from $19.00

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?" mockup

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

from $19.00

'We've just invented the Frisbee.' mockup

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

from $19.00

Frog Umbrella

from $19.00

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'. mockup

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

from $19.00

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!' mockup

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

from $19.00

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days." mockup

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

from $19.00

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.' mockup

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

from $19.00

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.' mockup

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

from $19.00

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??" mockup

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

from $19.00

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?' mockup

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

from $19.00

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

from $19.00

Art Gallery

from $19.00

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

What would I want with stone-cladding..? mockup

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

from $19.00

Neanderthal Nerds Gifts Collection

Neanderthal Nerds Mugs

Explore our collection of Neanderthal nerd mugs and bring a prehistoric punchline to your coffee breaks.

Neanderthal Nerds Pillows

Discover playful pillows that celebrate your love of all things Neanderthal and nerdy.

Neanderthal Nerds Prints

Browse our prints for a witty and prehistoric-inspired wall decoration that’s full of character and charm.

Neanderthal Nerds T-Shirts

Check out our Neanderthal nerd t-shirts to showcase your ancient geek pride in bold, humorous style.