Neanderthal Nerds Mugs

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

Frog Umbrella

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

Art Gallery

What would I want with stone-cladding..?