Neanderthal Enthusiasts Mugs

'These pillow fights are killing me.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Metro Sapien.

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Neanderthal Golf.

Cave Clowns.

Art Gallery

The Ice Cream Age.

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'