Neo-neanderthal Gifts

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Metro Sapien.

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

the world's first music critic...

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

Art Gallery

Cave Clowns.

'Just ignore him- it's just Peking Man.'

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'