Fashion-forward Neanderthal Gifts

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Rogue elephant

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Neanderthal Golf.

Art Gallery

Cave Clowns.

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

The Ice Cream Age.