Fashion-forward Neanderthal Gifts

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Rogue elephant

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

Art Gallery

Neanderthal Golf.

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'