Neanderthal Foodie Gifts

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

Art Gallery

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Neanderthal Golf.

Cave Clowns.

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

The Ice Cream Age.