Neanderthal Humor Fan Gifts

The Ice Cream Age.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

You've lost an electron? Are you sure you're all right? I'm positive.

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Metro Sapien.

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

Art Gallery

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'