Neanderthal Humor Fan Gifts

The Ice Cream Age.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

Art Gallery

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'