Neanderthal Culture Fans Gifts

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Metro Sapien.

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Art Gallery

Cave Clowns.

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

The Ice Cream Age.

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

'Just ignore him- it's just Peking Man.'

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'