Neanderthal Novelty Fan Gifts

'Yes, it's called a bed. You lie on it and I tie you down.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Krazy straw"

"Comments are turned off."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

The Ice Cream Age.

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'