Neanderthal Novelty Fan T-Shirts

'Yes, it's called a bed. You lie on it and I tie you down.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Comments are turned off."

"Krazy straw"

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'When we said 'we wanted somebody with printing experience' - we expected a little more than 'John Bull or potato prints''

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

Eggs Sunny Side Up.

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

The Ice Cream Age.

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'