Neanderthal Fan T-Shirts

'I am undressed'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Art Gallery

Cave Clowns.

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

'Just ignore him- it's just Peking Man.'