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Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Entertainment - unprofitable before the invention of fire.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'I'm an idea man.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

Neanderthal Golf.

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

Art Gallery

'Just ignore him- it's just Peking Man.'

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

The Ice Cream Age.

'I am undressed'

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'