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'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.