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'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Metro Sapien.

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

Neanderthal Golf.

Art Gallery

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

'Just ignore him- it's just Peking Man.'

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'