Neanderthal Nostalgia Seekers Gifts

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

He wanted a different one.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Metro Sapien.

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'