Neanderthal Nostalgia Gifts

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'He's a lot older than she is.'

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

Cave Clowns.

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Art Gallery

'Friends Reunited: missing link version.'

'It's a cover for the latrine, but yeah, it could be used for transportation...'

The Ice Cream Age.