Neanderthal Nonsense Lover Gifts

'Just ignore him- it's just Peking Man.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

Art Gallery

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'