Neanderthal Narrative Admirer Gifts

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Meowlzebub

Fear of Flying Seminar

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Comments are turned off."

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Metro Sapien.

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

The Great Catsby.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'He's a lot older than she is.'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"Give a call when you get there."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."