Neanderthal Narrative Admirer Prints

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Meowlzebub

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Fear of Flying Seminar

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

The Great Catsby.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"Give a call when you get there."

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy