Neanderthal Knick-knack Collector Pillows

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

"Comments are turned off."

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Nutcracker in a Tutu

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

Easter Egg Heads

Cave Clowns.

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Art Gallery

Neanderthal Golf.

'Dr. Sykes is very important in scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'