Neanderthal Appreciator Pillows

Identical bearded cavemen.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"Comments are turned off."

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'Kids, you can all do it! Latest scientific research shows that you're smarter than previously believed.'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

Metro Sapien.

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

"We couldn't do this before the iron age."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

What would I want with stone-cladding..?

Cave Clowns.

Art Gallery

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

I love myself.