Knock-knock Enthusiast Prints

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Tong!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I'd like to make a return."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

When Pugs dream.

Sunday Monday

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Know Your Knots!

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Thank God it's Fry Day.

"Banana who?"

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'This doesn't leave much room for creativity.'

Private Phone Calls

"I would rather you not email me your answer!"