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'Let's just say he had a shock when he tried to catch me...'

'It's an arm...a human arm!'

"My venom is too slow-acting for my liking: I use a taser instead..."

Surprise!

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Tong!"

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

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The hall of bad ideas.

Rodeos

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Gong

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Woof"

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.