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'Let's just say he had a shock when he tried to catch me...'

Books you can't put down.

'It's an arm...a human arm!'

Mrs. Zackford liked her students to feel the full shock effect of a pop quiz.

"My venom is too slow-acting for my liking: I use a taser instead..."

Surprise!

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Surprise!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tong!"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

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"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

The hall of bad ideas.

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Rodeos

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.