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Changing Rooms Uncut

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Nice haircut."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Fashionista

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

Meet the Artist

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Bag Lady.

Sty Guru

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

Woman by wall in dress, "Urban camouflage :graffiti dresswear"

Bride

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

"My venom is too slow-acting for my liking: I use a taser instead..."

"It's not what you think. I'm from South Dakota."

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"You can join our gang but you have to lose those silly shoes!"

Catch of the day

Puppetry of the Penis

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

My job does not define me.

'I told you not to touch the hot line!'

'George, why don't you break down and buy a electric fence tester.'

"The boss truly has an open door policy."

"Not bad, Marko - you made best-dressed on the ten worst-dressed list."