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A combustion of chemists

'We may have found the guy who invented dynamite.'

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

'The client asked to make sure you know it's the one on the left.'

'Worst clogged sink I ever saw.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Best guess, nuclear war or the French football camp!

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

'I said just blow the bloody doors off.'

"So, how long you been running fireworks?"

'The asteroid he named after himself just fell into the sun.'

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

'All chemists make mistakes. I made a mistake, therefore I am a chemist!'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Man blowing up cars.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Big B: implode...explode.

The real reason why men shoot animals.

"I'll say one thing for Muriel - she certainly knows how to spontaneously combust!"

'Whatever you do, don't ask him about the Big Bang theory.'

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

'Boy, your mother has a temper!'

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