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'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

Ancient Weapons

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"You must be the demolition team."

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Really big bang

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'