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Smart Bombs and Dirty Bombs.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

King with the boom box.

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

Ancient Weapons

01/08/45

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Nuclear Families

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

"You must be the demolition team."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

Really big bang

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'