Bath Bomb Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bobbing for Clogged Drains,

This won't fix everything.

"I'm the genie of plumbing. You still get three wishes but they have to stay within the parameters of plumbing."

Bathtime

"All our operators are busy..."

'I only have to mention the word bath...'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Not now!"

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'