Bath Bomb Enthusiast Gifts

Bobbing for Clogged Drains,

'...and stay out!'

'It's all very well 'calling to say you love me' Stevie, but I was in the sodding bath!'

This won't fix everything.

"I'm the genie of plumbing. You still get three wishes but they have to stay within the parameters of plumbing."

Bathtime

"All our operators are busy..."

'I only have to mention the word bath...'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Not now!"

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Duck in a bathtub

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.