Bath Bombshell Gifts

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Bagpipes in the bath.

A mum trying to dry an excited child

New Twenty Blades

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"Not now!"

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Admiral in the bath.

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Anicent culture mathematician playing in bath in view of woman

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

Duck Bath

Bird Bath.

Bobbing for Clogged Drains,

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

Clown's bath has clown feet.

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"I'm the genie of plumbing. You still get three wishes but they have to stay within the parameters of plumbing."

This won't fix everything.

"I got tired of licking."

A man in a bath

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

"Can't you leave the health and safety at work!"

Car Ferry in the Bath