Bath Night Gifts

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Lady of the bath...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Bagpipes in the bath.

New Twenty Blades

A mum trying to dry an excited child

I love bathtime.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Duck in a bathtub

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

"Not now!"

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"What? You said 'grab a tub toy.'"

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

Joe's romantic evening suddenly came to an end.

Bath tube with human feet.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

Bubble & Squeak.