Bath Time Escapist Gifts

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'You've taken this swimming with dolphins too far Brenda.'

Pets bath time.

Peeping Periscope.

'What do you mean, a 'bath-oil spill'?'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Lady of the bath...

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

New Twenty Blades

A mum trying to dry an excited child

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Admiral in the bath.

"Not now!"

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Bathing and Showering.