Bath Time Explorer Gifts

A Reasonable Time for Concern.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Water power.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Admiral in the bath.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"OMG!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Not now!"

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

"We slipped in the tub."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Bath tube with human feet.

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

Remote control bridge in bath.

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'Holy shit!'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'