Bath Time Voyager Gifts

Cap'ns Masthead

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Admiral in the bath.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"We slipped in the tub."

Floating

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Bath tube with human feet.

Remote control bridge in bath.

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

The wrong bath.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

bath oars...

Peeping Periscope.

Working from home

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

Soap Recovery Ship

Bird Bath.

"Land ahoy!"

Build a raft!

'It's not just cosmetic, it changes your life!'