Bath Time Voyager Gifts

Cap'ns Masthead

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Admiral in the bath.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"We slipped in the tub."

Floating

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

Bath tube with human feet.

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Remote control bridge in bath.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

The wrong bath.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

"Land ahoy!"

Bird Bath.

bath oars...

Peeping Periscope.

Working from home

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

Soap Recovery Ship

'What do you mean, a 'bath-oil spill'?'

Build a raft!