Vanity Voyager Gifts

"What happened to you!?"

"In space, no one can tell you're fat."

'How's the diet coming?'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

". . . If you're happy and you know it, well your face sure won't show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands."

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Tunnel of love"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Lizard Amusement Park

"It's a hybrid!"

Volcanic ash...

An Appreciation

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Apple Vision Pro

Toupee in a tin.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."