Vanity Voyagers Gifts

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Young Girl: 'Oh YEAH?! Well my Mum's Implants are BIGGER than YOUR Mum's!'

'It's not just cosmetic, it changes your life!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Tunnel of love"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Vanity artist

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Toupee in a tin.

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

The Paper Silhouette Editor

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'