Vanity Voyager Mugs

"What happened to you!?"

"In space, no one can tell you're fat."

'How's the diet coming?'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

". . . If you're happy and you know it, well your face sure won't show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Tunnel of love"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Lizard Amusement Park

"It's a hybrid!"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Volcanic ash...

An Appreciation

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Apple Vision Pro

Toupee in a tin.

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'