Vanity-free Voyager Mugs

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Lizard Amusement Park

"It's a hybrid!"

Ted Hughes

Volcanic ash...

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

If poets wrote road signs.

Virtual Babe

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Toupee in a tin.

Apple Vision Pro

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"