Vinyl Voyager Gifts

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Mac OS 20

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

A giant glass of red wine

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Red Wine

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Ted Hughes

Volcanic ash...

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Parts of an automobile

If poets wrote road signs.

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Virtual Babe

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Apple Vision Pro

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Wine-tasting Tour.

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'