Breaktime Escapist Gifts

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

Vending machines read: Snacks/Coffee/Stare out the window.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Alone in the great blue sea at last, Professor Hoehns comes to know panic firsthand.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

Sleeping Tiger

Worker to Boss: "I'd like to work flexible hours to avoid my children."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

"Just be honest, John... you'd rather be fishing with the guys than spending the weekend with me, right?"

Virtual Reality Check

Jungle commuters swing on vine.

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Desert Island golf

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

As a teleworker Colin loved to be reminded of the horrors of commuting.