Rush Hour Escapist Gifts

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Fairy tale

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Building in the countryside

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Stop staring at that screen saver!

The sun luring people to the sea

Go Back to New York

Rural Cityscape

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Zen Wall Street.

City Hammock

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

The bus home.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

Late again.

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

'I tore down that city block I own and had it replaced with a rainforest. Some of the business owners are a little angry, but my stress has all but gone away.'

"It's so refreshing to see someone smile for a change."