Rush Hour Survivors Gifts

Traffic, what you, I and Bill Gates have in common: 'It's not fair! I'm the richest man in the world.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Running Latte

Jungle Taxi

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"My new day job is killing me."

Heavy Traffic.

The Bus Stop.

Late again.

The bus home.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

Elf-Help Group

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'He likes to beat the five o'clock rush...he always leaves at noon.'

Jungle commuters swing on vine.

'Looks like Dolson had one more energy drink for the road again.'

"OK, now the chef suggests you eat faster."

The effect of impotency pills in our water.

15 Second Grocery Delivery

All the traffic in the world backed up today...

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'

"When you rushed off to work this morning and I said to stop and smell the flowers, I didn't mean on I-80 during rush hour!"

'You made it! How did you get past all that traffic?'

Behind the 8 Ball

23 St. or bust.

'He doubleparked next to me. In other words, I FELT CORNERED!'

'No sorry, he left half an hour ago.'

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

'Crossing the road is quite easy actually: Just wait until peak hour when the traffic is hardly moving...'

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."

Car traffic