Rush Hour Rebels Gifts

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The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Jungle Taxi

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

Late again.

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."

Musical Mestizo.

"Wild Blueberries"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

The bus home.

I'm on Break.

'He likes to beat the five o'clock rush...he always leaves at noon.'

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Urban transport and speeding accidents

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

More New Cereals For Kids

'Looks like Dolson had one more energy drink for the road again.'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Jungle commuters swing on vine.

Way too much information on your resume.

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

Behind the 8 Ball

'You made it! How did you get past all that traffic?'

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'

"When you rushed off to work this morning and I said to stop and smell the flowers, I didn't mean on I-80 during rush hour!"

'I want to start a retail outlet called, 'WE'RE CLOSING OUR DOORS FOR GOOD.' '

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

23 St. or bust.