Rush Hour Rebel Gifts

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Looks like Dolson had one more energy drink for the road again.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

Executive Lifestyle

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

"Wild Blueberries"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

The bus home.

Late again.

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."

"This isn't the employee retention program I had envisioned."

'Alright, alright... go ahead and have a pony tail!'

I'm on Break.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

It says if we give up our tea breaks, we can retire three years earlier.

Office with a fake suggestion box.

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

'Those responsible for setting the cafeteria ablaze while burning you in effigy have yet to step forward, sir.'

Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'

"As far as I'm concerned any whistleblower who wants to sell out their colleagues and wreck their career is very brave...now what did you want to tell me?"

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'