Lunch Hour Escapist Gifts

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

"What the- This is goulash Where's my guts-n-gravy Somebody must've grabbed my lunchbox again,"

"No time for a 3-martini lunch? How about a marijuana brownie?"

'It's not the six pints that destroy your afternoon. It's going back to the office.'

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

'Can't go out for lunch, Only get an hour, Takes me that long to find my way out,'

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

Hot dog stand.

"Oh no! - I've run out of energy drinks!!"

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

Vending machines read: Snacks/Coffee/Stare out the window.

'It's nice getting of that cubicle!'

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

'This certainly beats lunch at the desk.'

"You know as well as I do that we don't go for a walk until after lunch,"

"Psst... You could always buy another lunch at lunchtime."

Office Lunch Menu - Bite of sandwich, sip of drink.

'No thanks. Last time I had one of your tiny sandwiches I bit my finger.'

Golfing break at the office