After-work Escape Seeker Gifts

Turgid Hour 5 - 6

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Desert Island BBQ

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Cut and Run

Fairy tale

Elevator/Open Range

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

Single Family Home Sanctuary

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Stop staring at that screen saver!

Origami Mail

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"It's impossible to get away from it all."

"There go the summer people, thank God."

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

A rest by the way

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

Jungle commuters swing on vine.