Bath Bombshell Pillows

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

A mum trying to dry an excited child

New Twenty Blades

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"Not now!"

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

Admiral in the bath.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Anicent culture mathematician playing in bath in view of woman

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

Bird Bath.

Duck Bath

Bobbing for Clogged Drains,

'...and stay out!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Clown's bath has clown feet.

"I'm the genie of plumbing. You still get three wishes but they have to stay within the parameters of plumbing."

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

This won't fix everything.

"I got tired of licking."

A man in a bath

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

'It's all very well 'calling to say you love me' Stevie, but I was in the sodding bath!'

"Can't you leave the health and safety at work!"